Mi vida. Mi cielo. Mi tesoro.

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

awesomecaptainraccoon:

OH. MY. GOSH.

awesomecaptainraccoon:

OH. MY. GOSH.

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

illkim:

Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly

Me:

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pdlcomics:

Deception

liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job