*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey
OH. MY. GOSH.
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly
Me to the person cutting my hair
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job